《小恶魔》前情提要 Previously on "Little Demon"...
饿了吗？ Hungry?
我真的需要你，但你没有出现 I really needed you, and you didn't show.
你和妈妈都他妈的烂透了。 You and Mom both fucking suck.
- 你要去哪儿?-去 Bennigan 餐厅。 Where are you going? - To Bennigan's.
我知道他现在恨我 I know he hates me right now,
但他至少可能会稍微关心一下我 but he may at least mildly give a shit about me.
喂? 有人在家吗？ Hello? Anybody home?
本尼甘！ Bennigan!
- 天啊，怎么-我们又见面了。 Oh, my God, what-- - We meet again.
你他妈开什么玩笑，没完没了。 Are you fucking kidding me? It never stops.
现在有了。 It does now.
是时候杀了你了, It is time to kill you,
不是因为你是恶心的撒旦之子 not because you're the disgusting spawn of Satan
或者说整个宇宙 or that the entirety of the universe
会因为你的存在而腐烂, will rot simply due to your presence,
不是因为你是女人, not even because you're a woman,
而是因为 but for the sole reason
就是因为你，我的老二才会被打掉。 you are why I got my dick shot off.
准备受死吧。 Prepare to die.
那就他妈的照做。 Then just fucking do it.
等等，什么？ Wait, what?
每一天，我都会搞砸一些事。 Every damn day, I fuck something else up.
我毁了半个镇子，羞辱了我最好的朋友。 I destroyed half this town, humiliated my best friend.
显然，我把这个丑八怪的老二打掉了。 Apparently, I got this uggo's dick shot off.
那就去啊，我不想再当反基督者了。 So do it. I'm done being the Antichrist.
- 我不在乎-克丽丝 I don't care. - Chrissy--
我是说，你总得有点在乎吧。 Well, I mean, you have to care a little.
- 没有-我以为 - Nope. - I was expecting
- 吵了一架-是吗？ a bit of a fight. - Oh, were you?
我的旅程是史诗般的 My journey's been epic and--
闭嘴，杀了我吧，你个小贱人！ Shut up and just kill me, you little bitch!
好吧，随便你！ Fine! Whatever!
激光。 Laser.
克丽丝！ Chrissy!
哦，这个，哦，烧起来了！ Oh, this--oh, it burns!
我的金属老二在导电。 My metal dick's conductive.
啊！ Ugh!
击球！ Boot smash!
你到底是谁？ And who the hell are you?
我们..。 We...
是你的兄弟姐妹。 are your siblings.
准确地说，是同父异母的兄弟姐妹。 Half siblings, to be exact, on the paternal side.
这是不是意味着我们可以共用衣服？ Does this mean we could share clothes?
因为那件斗篷真的很漂亮。 Because that cape is really nice.
撒旦千百年来一直试图产生一个继承人 Satan has tried for eons to produce an heir
马克西姆斯・道努斯的能力。 capable of Maximus Dawnus.
他终于找到了他想要的 And he finally found what he wanted
当你在天空中打出那个洞的时候。 when you made that hole in the sky.
所以你们都没有先流血吗？ So none of you shed first blood?
不是你说的那种, Not in the way you mean,
虽然我的月亮周期一直是沉重的。 though my moon cycle has always been heavy.
但为什么是我？ But why me?
我们不知道 Vanessa。 That we don't know. Vanessa.
我们必须在他发现我们之前回家。 We must get home before he catches our scent.
跟我们去你们兄弟姐妹居住的王国吧, Come with us to the realm where all your siblings live,
属于你的地方。 where you belong.
兄弟姐妹们，我们游行。 Siblings, we march.
等等，克丽丝，停下。 Wait, Chrissy, stop.
你真的认为这个世界 Do you really think the world would be
没有你会更好吗？ better off without you?
你应该最清楚这一点。 You, of all people, should know that.
克丽丝，你不能..。 Chrissy, you can't be...
认真的。 ...serious.
该死，我也经历过，兄弟。 Dang. Been there, bro.
等等，你在哪.. Wait, where are you--
我有好多问题。 I have so many questions.
我很乐意一路回答。 Happy to answer them along the way.
他叫周，查吉飞行员撒旦的后代编号143, Name's Chew, Chuggie pilot, and Satan's spawn number 143,
孕育于斯洛姆多姆山脉。 conceived on the SlomDom Mountains.
迪亚13号, Dia, number 13,
在树木王国的淤泥树下孕育。 conceived under the Arboral Realm's Muck-Tree.
Chrissy 69号。 Chrissy, number 69.
没兴趣知道我是怎么怀上的。 No interest in knowing how I was conceived.
哔，哔，哔。 Bleep, blop, bloop.
我们已经观察你一段时间了。 We've been watching you for a while now...
保持距离 ...keeping our distance,
躲在暗处 staying in the shadows.
我们只是在等待合适的时机 We were just waiting for the right time
让世人知道我们的存在 to make ourselves known.
酷，酷。 Cool, cool.
所以我和你一起去，然后你说出你的秘密计划 So I go with you, and then you reveal your secret plan
把我的肾喂给利维坦？ to feed my kidneys to a Leviathan, yeah?
把我的眼睛送给你的冰龙王？ Gift my eyes to your Icey Dragon King?
我们不想要你的任何东西, We don't want anything from you,
- 亲爱的姐姐-那为什么？ dear sister. - Then why?
- 你说什么-因为我们是一家人。 What do you-- - Because we're family.
你可能在撒谎，但管他呢。 You're probably lying, but fuck it.
我已经一无所有了。 I got nothing to lose.
你要坚持住。 You're gonna want to hang on here.
旺达不像以前那样润滑了。 Wanda ain't as lubed as she used to be.
Sorry, Wanda. Sorry, Wanda.
耶哈 Yeehaw!
驾! 驾！ Giddyup! Giiiidyup!
看着她走 Look at her go!
- 呼-一手推车的灰掉下来了。 - Whew. - One wheelbarrow of ash down.
还有几千块。 A few thousand more to go.
我会把你加进去的 I'll add you to the pile
如果你再不闭嘴，做点有用的事。 if you don't shut up and get useful.
好，我把这堆碎木头移开 Cool. Yeah, I'll just move this pile of splintered wood
到那堆木头上。 over to that pile of splintered wood.
他妈的白痴。 Fucking idiot.
本尼甘，这样吧。 Bennigan, let's do it this way.
如果我看了《七重天》 If I ever do watch "Seventh Heaven"
想谈谈的话，我会打电话给你的。 and want to talk about it, I'll call you.
我不... 等等，什么？ I don't--wait, what?
What? What! What? What!
我的排泄物呢？ All right, where's my rejeculates?
太迟了，混蛋，他们带走了 Chrissy。 You're too late, asshole. They took Chrissy.
严格来说，她是通过传送门跟踪他们的, Technically, she followed them through a portal,
毫不犹豫。 no hesitation.
该死，我得快点。 Aw, fuck, I gotta move fast.
我的孩子会让她堕落的比我还厉害。 My litter'll corrupt her more than I ever could.
你的垃圾? 哦，上帝。 Your litter? Oh, Jesus.
你有多少混蛋孩子？ How many of your shit kids are there?
我不知道，几百，几千吧。 I don't know, hundreds, thousands.
我一直在播种 I've been spreading my seed
自从我被放屁之后。 since I was farted into existence.
天啊，你真是冷酷无情。 God, you're relentless.
告诉我他们把她带到哪里去了。 Just show me where they took her.
那些混蛋躲在 Demicorp 的尽头。 Those bastards hide out in the far ends of the Demicorp.
大海捞针。 Needle in a haystack.
只有这样才能找到他们 The only way to track 'em down
是斯特库斯 · 乌里诺的迷宫。 is the Labyrinth of Stercus Urino.
让米诺斯迷宫看起来像玉米迷宫。 Makes the Minoan Labyrinth look like a corn maze.
如果你能到达中心，它会告诉你任何真相, If you can reach the center, it'll tell you any truth,
包括去哪里找克丽丝。 including where to find Chrissy.
就像神奇的“问 Jeeves”？ Like a magical Ask Jeeves?
Who's this generic brand Van Helsing? Who's this generic brand Van Helsing?
我们在塔可城堡教训过的失败者。 The loser we taught a lesson to at the Taco Chateau.
- 什么-你说真的吗？ - The what? - A-are you serious?
你在一只鸡的肚子里。 You were inside of a chicken.
人们开枪射他们的老二。 People were shooting their dicks off.
是啊，鸡肉，是啊，很有意思。 Oh, yeah, the chicken, yeah, that was--that was fun stuff.
总之，当我们到达迷宫的中心时, Anyway, when we get to the center of the maze,
我们需要灵魂献祭。 we're gonna need a soul sacrifice.
哦，不，不，不。 Oh, no, no, no.
呀哈！ Yee-haw!
欢迎来到普拉姆 · 弗拉图斯的王国, Welcome to the realm of Primum Flatus,
一个被时间遗忘的地方，更重要的是，他。 a place forgotten by time, and more importantly, him.
看，有人来了。 Oh, look, someone's here.
啊..。 Ahh...
猜猜今晚谁会得到额外的蝙蝠阴蒂炖肉？ Guess who's getting extra bat clit stew tonight?
你是说这里的每个人。 Are you telling me everyone here...
是我们的父亲认祖归忠的，没错。 Was sired by our father, yes.
那家伙不喜欢避孕套是吧？ Wow, so that guy does not like condoms, huh?
瓦内萨回来了！ Hey, ho! Vanessa's back!
她还带来了我们的妹妹! 哈哈！ And she brought our sister! Ha ha!
嗨，克丽丝。 Hiya, Chrissy.
I'm Millipede number 323, Gwaelod Realm, I'm Millipede number 323, Gwaelod Realm,
在泥坑钥匙派对上孕育出来的。 conceived at a mud pit key party.
我是来自 Wadkin 的克里巴克583, This is Klibguck 583 from Wadkin,
来自地球的理查德 · 金德，来自卢迪的约克 Richard Kind from Earth, Yorke from Ruddy-Oh--
斯普鲁格尔，你踩到我的脚了。 Ow! Sploogel, you stepped on my foot.
你怎么回事?-那完全是我的错。 What's the matter with you? - That was entirely my fault.
我很高兴能见到我们的妹妹。 I was excited to see our sister.
我的 B 哥哥理查德。 My B, brother Richard.
没问题，斯普鲁格尔兄弟。 Not a problem, Brother Sploogel.
手挽手。 Arm in arm together.
手挽着手，一起。 Arm in arm, together.
感受一下真正的“荒野，荒野之国”的氛围。 Getting some real "Wild, Wild Country" vibes here.
我不怪你多疑。 I don't blame you for being skeptical.
我们的父亲发明了欺骗。 Our father invented deception.
他的毒药曾经感染了我们所有人。 His poison once infected all of us.
但随着时间的推移，我们找到并治愈了彼此, But over time, we found and healed each other,
学会了和谐生活，建造了这个, learned to live in harmony, and built this,
发现之村, the Village of the Found,
真正的无政府主义社会主义乌托邦。 the true anarchistic socialist utopia.
不像那个自由主义混蛋，我们是认真的。 Unlike that libertarian asshole, we mean it.
这是什么？ What's this?
那堆东西。 The pile of stuff.
在这里，我们把最珍贵的财产。 Here, we place our most cherished possessions.
Yorke 兄弟的第一把小提琴 Aw, Brother Yorke's first violin
还有我们为千足虫做的保暖鞋 and booties we made for Millipede to keep him warm
他在这里的第一个冬天。 his first winter here.
那是我的金色大便。 And that's my golden turd.
啊，这是... 什么东西。 Ah, this is... something.
这堆东西提醒我们，虽然花了点时间, This pile reminds us, although it took us time,
在这个村子里，我们找到了自己的家。 in this village, we found our place, our home.
回家。 Hm, home.
毛茸茸的家伙来了！ Furries are attacking!
去西部!-克丽丝，靠近我。 To the West! - Chrissy, close to me.
他们来了! 他们在附近！ They are coming! They are near!
毛茸茸的，就像伊夫的东西? 没有评判。 Furries, like yiff stuff? No judgment.
不，他们是古老的毁灭性生物 No, they're ancient destructive creatures
他们蹂躏我们的土地，杀害了我们的许多兄弟。 who ravage our lands and have slain many of our brethren.
好吧，那你想让我怎么做，引爆它们, All right, so what do you want me to do, explode them,
放火烧他们? 不，克丽丝。 set them on fire? No, Chrissy.
我们最重要的规矩，不能在这里杀人。 Our most important rule-- we don't kill here.
自私，残忍，这就是我们父亲的方式。 Selfishness, cruelty-- that's our father's way.
我们只要求你在这里遵守我们的规定。 All we ask is you comply with our rules while you're here.
我真的厌倦了规矩, I'm real sick of rules,
但不杀人也没关系吧。 but no killing's okay, I guess.
你确定你不想杀了这些人吗？ Uh, are you sure you don't want to kill these guys?
非致命武器，我们走。 Non-lethal force only. Let's go.
啊！ Ugh!
石墙！ Rock wall!
哇。 Wow.
分泌那些分泌物! 耶！ Secrete that secretion! Yeah!
加油，约克！ Go, Yorke!
- 这个很顽固-太好了。 - This one's stubborn. - Perfect.
这是我们的机会，邦兹！ This is our chance. Bonds!
哦，不! Vanessa！ Oh, no! Vanessa!
小心！ Watch out!
有人点了什么特别辣的神曲吗？ Someone order some divine bonds, extra spicy?
Oh, I love that pun! Oh, I love that pun!
克丽丝，我们几十年来一直想抓住弗瑞 Chrissy, we've been trying to capture a Furry for decades
却没有足够的力量锁住它, but never had enough power to keep one chained,
不管有多少人染指。 no matter how many people had hands on it.
也不知道人们有多少双手。 Nor how many hands people had.
Chrissy 终于做到了！ Chrissy finally did it!
为克丽丝欢呼三声！ Three cheers for Chrissy!
[chanting] Kerple kerple kwa! Kerple kerple kwa! [chanting] Kerple kerple kwa! Kerple kerple kwa!
(咒语)！ Kerple kerple kwa!
呃，哈哈，好吧，是的 Kerple 宝贝。 Uh, ha ha, okay, yeah. Kerple, baby.
谁来杀了我，求你了。 Oh, somebody just kill me, please.
还没，快点，混蛋。 Not yet. Come on, fuckhead.
别闹了。 Stop dicking around.
我不能胡闹！ I cannot dick around!
天啊，搞什么 Oh, Jesus, what the--
迷宫规则，没有工具，就没有魔法。 Labyrinth rules-- no tools, no magic.
只有我们的力量和智慧才能让我们渡过难关。 only got our strength and our wits to get us through.
天啊，要是知道就好了 God, well, it would have been nice to know that
在我吞下一堆骨头之前。 before I swallowed a pile of bones.
看我，鲁段, Behold me, the Luduan,
这个迷宫的灵魂。 spirit of this labyrinth.
告诉我你的真相，我也会告诉你我的真相。 Reveal to me your truth, and I shall show you mine.
去他妈的，左边还是右边？ Fuck this. Left or right?
是啊，谜语都是扯淡。 Yeah, riddles are bullshit.
见证我一无是处。 Witness me in all my uselessness.
我操。 Oh, holy fuck.
你总是说我从来不听。 And you always said I never listen.
操，他跑得真快！ Fuck, he's fast!
都是我的错，我们才会陷入这种混乱。 It's my fault we're in this mess.
什么样的母亲会疏远自己的女儿 What kind of mom alienates her daughter
就为了一个脏盘子？ over a stupid dirty dish?
事实上，我们现在一团糟 Well, actually, we're in this mess
因为我让克丽丝进行了一次致命的游历。 because I made Chrissy go on a lethal Rumspringa.
你总是比我强。 Oh, you always have to one-up me.
嘿，混蛋，我在侏儒山羊身上见过更大的角, Hey, asshole, I've seen bigger horns on pygmy goats,
你这个杂草丛生的家猫。 you overgrown housecat.
啊，啊！ Uh, ah!
宝贝，后面的动作太帅了。 Sick moves back there, baby.
从来都不是古老的迷宫 Never been an ancient maze
可以让劳拉 · 范伯格远离中心, that could keep Laura Feinberg from the center,
不管有多复杂。 no matter how convoluted.
Insert G-spot joke here. Insert G-spot joke here.
呃。 Ugh.
啊！ Aaaaah!
然后我说，摔断一条腿? 哪一条？ Then I said, break a leg? Which one?
为克丽丝干杯。 A toast to Chrissy.
一个真正令人愉快的人点亮了他们之间的纽带。 A true de-light fer lighting up them bonds.
双倍！ Double!
你们太棒了，我都尿裤子了。 You guys were so awesome, I pissed myself.
迪亚，你的大拳头，砰！ Dia, your giant fists, like, boom!
千足虫的液体陷阱，失控了！ Millipede's fluid trap-- outta control!
我能说什么呢，我喜欢保密。 What can I tell you? I love secreting.
我们必须通过艰苦的努力来学习我们的长处, We had to learn our strengths the hard way,
尽管我们的父亲说我们是没用的废物 even though our father called us worthless duds
因为缺乏反基督者的力量。 for lacking the power of the Antichrist.
他为此惩罚了我们。 He punished us for it.
他把我妈妈撕成了两半 He done rip my mama in two
一旦他发现我不是反基督者。 once he figured I wasn't no Antichrist.
他把我遗弃在一个毒蛇王国。 He abandoned me in a realm of poisonous vipers.
为了生存，我把每一个都吃了。 In order to survive, I ate every single one.
我当时还是个蹒跚学步的小孩，还是个素食主义者。 I was a toddler and a vegetarian.
我们不想让任何人像我们一样受苦。 We don't want anyone to suffer as we have.
这就是你不用牙齿杀死睾丸的原因吗？ So that's why you won't kill those testes with teeth?
我们被动地与他们战斗了几十年，把他们困在海湾里。 We passively battled them for decades, kept them at bay.
但现在我们终于拘留了一个, But now that we've finally detained one,
我们有了新目标，康复。 we have a new goal-- rehabilitation.
你真的认为你可以恢复吗？ You really think you can rehab that?
我们相信每种生物都有改变的能力。 We believe every creature is capable of change.
我们都曾被认为是怪物。 We were all, at one point, considered monsters.
有了你我神圣的纽带, With you supercharging our divine bonds,
我们可以和平地拘留和改造他们。 we can peacefully detain and reform them all.
对了，我给你做了点东西，克丽丝。 Oh, uh, by the way, I made you something, Chrissy.
哇，你给我做的？ Whoa, you made this for me?
当然，你们是一家人。 Of course! You're family.
还有什么比一个自己的娃娃更能代表家人呢？ And what says family more than a doll likeness of yourself?
这个可以放在那堆里。 Yeah, this could go on the pile.
? Oh... ? Yorke's singing! ? Oh... ? Yorke's singing!
? 坐下，我要讲一个如此肮脏的故事？ ? Sit down, I'll tell a tale so foul ?
? 美丽又充满激情？ ? And fair and full of fervor ?
? 这是你从未经历过的？ ? 'Tis one you've never before ?
? 一个不再追寻？ ? And one to look no further ?
? 我发现自己超越了道路？ ? I found myself beyond the path ?
? 超越波克尔王国？ ? Beyond the realm of Pwerkle ?
? 那是我第一次遇见她？ ? And that is where I first met her ?
? 名叫格勒波的生物？ ? The creature known as Glerpo ?
? Glerpo, Glerpo, Glerpo, yo ? ? Glerpo, Glerpo, Glerpo, yo ?
? 格勒波，格勒波，啊! ？ ? Glerpo, Glerpo, dah! ?
嘿，莫波，最近怎么样？ He-hey, MoPo, how's it hanging?
又高又紧，克丽丝。 High and tight, Chrissy.
土壤看起来很肥沃，理查德。 Soil's looking fertile, Richard.
谢谢，克丽丝，前面就是兴奋剂大丰收了。 Ah, thanks, Chrissy. Dope Harvest ahead.
哦！ Ooh!
喵！ Meow!
看起来不错，小克丽丝。 Looking good, little Chrissy.
因此，它的荧光锑 And so its Fluoroantimonic
投影速率下降到每秒10.38酸性放电。 projection rate's down to 10.38 acidic discharge per etra.
它的公共自慰已经停止了。 And its public masturbation has halted.
你听到了吗，克丽丝? 一个重大的改变。 You hear that, Chrissy? A significant change.
上周，那玩意儿一天拉十次。 Last week, that thing was yanking it ten times a day.
也许康复是可能的。 Maybe rehabilitation is possible.
- Whoo! - Yeah! - Whoo! - Yeah!
今晚我们可以推出神圣债券主矿脉 Tonight we can roll out the Divine Bond Motherlode
争取所有弗瑞家族的复原 to wrangle all the Furries for rehabilitation
终于结束了这场战争。 and at long last put an end to this war.
所有人，在这里? 今晚？ All of them, here? Tonight?
今晚，战争结束了。 Tonight, the war ends.
科普尔！ Kerple!
我只是随便说说，但是, Um, just throwing this out there, but, uh,
有没有人觉得召唤 does anyone else think that summoning
一群会喷酸的阴囊怪物 a horde of acid-spewing scrotum monsters
来我们家有点... 草率？ to our home is a bit... hasty?
有了你的指挥和我们的意志, With your charge and our will,
我们可以手挽手做任何事。 we can accomplish anything, arm in arm together.
手挽手。 Arm in arm together.
对。 Right.
Oh, hi, Randall. How's Tanya? Oh, hi, Randall. How's Tanya?
你告诉她你被解雇了吗？ Did you tell her you got laid off?
晚餐，怎么样？ Dinner. How's it looking?
远离12区。 Stay clear of zone 12.
乌鸦侦察兵报告鲁端在那里活动。 Crow scouts reporting Luduan movements there.
43区都是死胡同。 And zone 43 is all dead ends.
我重新定位了80区。 I rescoped zone 80.
有一条路我们还没试过，就在熔岩湖旁边。 There's a path we haven't tried, a right past Lava Lake.
别忘了那条路经过熔岩湖。 Can't forget that left past Lava Lake.
这个傻瓜掉进坑里了 Puddin' brain over here fell into a pit
食肉蛞蝓。 of carnivorous slugs.
粘液! 牙齿！ The slime! The teeth!
那他在尸体室拉裤子的时候呢？ What about when he shit his pants in the carcass room?
- 还记得吗-别取笑我了, Remember that? - Stop making fun of me,
妈妈和爸爸。 Mom and Dad.
好吧，听着。 All right, well, listen.
也许我们该试试你的线索。 Maybe we should try your lead then.
也许就是这里了。 Maybe this is it.
我们会把她救回来的。 We're going to get her back.
如果我要听这个混蛋的话 If I got to listen to this fucking guy
再张着嘴咀嚼一次, chew with his mouth open one more time,
我在寻找新的灵魂献祭。 I'm finding a new soul sacrifice.
这次我是认真的！ And I mean it this time!
那些是什么？ What are those?
今早在脆弱之路上发现的。 Found them this morning on the Frumble Trail.
一直在找能让我保持正常的东西, Been looking for something to keep me regular,
让我告诉你，这些正在起作用。 and let me tell you, these are doing it.
你他妈的白痴! 那些是 Lobanda 疯子。 You fucking idiot! Those are Lobanda nuts.
它们散发出年轻乌勒鲁人的气味, They give off the scent of young Urlorooloos,
它们是主要的食物来源 which are the main food source of--
啊！ Ah!
天啊，我就知道。 Oh, my God, I knew it.
我很喜欢浪漫的举动，本尼, I'm all for big romantic gestures, Benny,
窗外的录音机上下接吻, boom boxes outside of windows, kissing upside down,
湿漉漉的瑞恩 · 高斯林。 a wet Ryan Gosling.
但是听着，如果劳拉已经好几周没找到克丽丝了, But listen, if Laura hasn't found Chrissy for weeks,
你要怎么找到克丽丝？ how do you expect to find Chrissy?
我是说，看看那身体。 I mean, look at that body.
我没有也不会看范伯格小姐的裸体。 I have not and will not look at Miss Feinberg's naked body.
我必须这么做。 And I have to do this.
我一直在想克丽丝 I haven't been able to stop thinking about how Chrissy
感觉自己一个人都没有了。 felt like she had no one left.
也许我忽视她太久了。 Maybe I ignored her for too long.
我很受伤，但我不想让她自寻死路 I was hurt, but I didn't want to send her to her own doom
在某个邪恶的廷巴克图。 in some demonic Timbuktu.
她是我朋友，我必须纠正错误。 She's my friend. I have to set this right.
我有没有告诉过你，你非常自省 I ever tell you you're incredibly self-examined
对一个13岁的孩子来说？ for a 13-year-old?
我会尽我所能，甚至可能为此而死。 I'm going to do my best and probably die trying.
祝我好运吧。 Wish me luck.
你确定劳拉就是这么做的吗？ You sure this is exactly how Laura did it?
当然，非常确定。 Sure as sure can be sure.
Detrahet mi magicae terra! Detrahet mi magicae terra!
我刚想起来劳拉是用左手的 Oh, I just remembered Laura uses her left hand
把鸡肉切成片。 to slice the chicken.
我相信魔术是双手并用的。 Ah, I'm sure magic's ambidextrous.
根据我和 Criss Angel 的个人经验，是的。 From my personal experience with Criss Angel, uh, yeah.
哦 Criss Angel 用你的脏头发把我裹起来。 Ooh, Criss Angel, wrap me up in your dirty hair.
我会让他整晚都对我左右逢源。 I'd let him go ambidextrous on me all night.
喝一杯怎么样？ How about a drink, huh?
你不用问我第二遍。 You don't have to ask me twice.
天啊 Ho-ly
妈的！ shiiiit!
喂？ Hello?
Chrissy? Miss Feinberg? Chrissy? Miss Feinberg?
撒旦先生，有人吗？ Mr. Satan? Anyone?
? 今天，复仇女神降临？ ? Today, the Furries come ?
准备好了吗，理查德？ Are you ready, Richard?
我生来就准备好了，姐姐！ I was born ready, big sis!
你可以的，克丽丝。 You got this, Chrissy.
好样的，克丽丝！ Oh, ho, ho! Way to go, Chrissy!
约克！ Yorke!
妈的! 错了！ Shit! Wrong right!
那就是暗物质尽头！ That's the Dark Matter End!
我们掉进去，就不复存在了。 We fall in. We cease to exist.
没有办法找到真相 There is no way to find truth
而是通过你寻找的东西。 but through that which you seek.
噢！ Oh!
该死。 Uh, fuck.
哦，我的天啊，我的天啊。 Oh, my God. Holy shit.
真的是这里吗？ Is this actually it?
听着，我的生活糟透了。 Look, I've had a hell of a life.
我杀了很多女人, I've slayed an insane amount of poon,
就像大量的阴道。 like cosmically large amount of poon.
天啊，说重点，说重点！ God, point, get to the point!
重点是，在这一切之外, The point is, out of all of it,
我们在一起的时光是最好的。 the time we spent together was the least bad.
也许那段时间并不是最糟糕的 Maybe that time wasn't the absolute worst
我也是，好吗？ for me too, okay?
我杀死恶魔孩子的任务被误导了。 My mission to kill the demon child was misguided.
我不是我的生殖器。 I am not my genitalia.
生活不能建立在复仇之上, A life can't be built around revenge,
尤其是针对一个女孩 especially against a girl
他的家庭生活明显不正常。 whose home life is so clearly dysfunctional.
我们不再需要他了。 Yeah, we don't need him anymore.
- 我要把他踢出去-不 - I'm kicking him the fuck off. - No--
喔，喔。 Whoa, whoa.
来得正是时候。 Wow, just in the nick of time.
恭喜，你打败了迷宫。 Congrats, you beat the Labyrinth.
那他妈的是什么？ What the fuck was that?
我一开始就告诉过你, I told you at the start,
告诉我你的真相，我也会告诉你我的真相。 reveal your truth to me, and I'll reveal mine to you.
- 你想说什么?-是因为性爱吗? 不是。 - What you getting at? - Was it the poon thing? No.
啊！ Ah!
是的，是的，是的。 Yes, yes, yes.
计划奏效了。 The plan is working.
只要让他远离理查德，我们就赢了。 Just keep him off Richard, and we win this.
他们突破防线了！ They're breaking through the line!
约克教我切碎酱的舞台！ The stage where Yorke taught me Chop Suey!
集中精力完成任务! 他们的人数在减少。 Focus on the mission! Their numbers are thinning.
嚼！ Chew!
别担心，我还有一个。 Don't you fret! I got another.
人太多了，我们快输了。 There's too many. We're losing.
- 他们不会罢休的-振作起来。 They're never going to stop. - Snap out of it.
- 我们就快找到他们了-我们要失去我们的家了。 We almost have them. - We're losing our home.
不是那堆，不！ Not the pile. No!
克丽丝，我们需要你 Chrissy, we need you here--
现在！ now!
走开! 站住！ Get away! Stop!
我说了住手！ I said stop!
Wait, no! Sister, stop! Wait, no! Sister, stop!
这不是我们的方式！ This is not our way!
这里有一个。 There was one over here.
理查德！ Richard!
哦，不，母脉！ Oh, no, the Motherlode!
Ah! Help me! Ah! Help me!
你在干什么，克丽丝，不要，求你了！ What are you doing? Chrissy, no, please!
我们想教你的，我们所代表的。 All we've tried to teach you, all we stand for.
我别无选择。 I have no choice.
母脉不见了。 The Motherlode is gone.
如果我们不消灭他们，他们就会消灭我们。 If we don't destroy them, they will destroy us.
- 她要杀了他们-不，不。 She's killing them! - Uh, no, no.
请停下来！ Please stop!
等等，克丽丝。 Wait, Chrissy.
克丽丝，等等！ Chrissy, wait!
- 千足虫!-你做了什么，米莉？ - Millipede! - What did you do, Milly?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
手挽着手... 一起。 Arm in arm... together.
呃。 Ugh.
- 你做了什么?-我不是故意的。 - What did you do? - I didn't mean to.
- 我要杀了她!-不，别这样，理查德。 - I'll kill her! - No, come on, Richard.
你知道她刚杀了谁吗？ Do you realize who she just killed?
- 他跳到我前面-我要把她撕成碎片。 - He jumped in front of me. - I'll rip her apart.
不，理查德，我们不是这样的人。 No, Richard! This is not who we are.
我想杀了她，我想撕开她的喉咙。 I want to kill her. I want to rip her throat out.
弟兄们，求你们了，我们不能让她得逞 Brethren, please, we cannot let her
自负和暴力玷污了我们的家庭 ego and violence taint our family
- 不会比现在更糟了-什么？ any more than it already has. - What?
不，我只是想救我们。 No, I was just trying to save us.
整个镇子都在燃烧，我必须做点什么。 The town was burning, and I had to do something.
我们的计划奏效了。 Our plan was working.
但现在我们的兄弟姐妹死了，其中一个死在你手上。 But now our siblings are dead, one by your hands.
你比弗里家族毁了我们更多。 You've ruined us more than the Furries ever could.
我们就不该带你来这里。 We should have never brought you here.
你就是撒旦设计的毁灭者。 You're just what Satan designed you to be, a destroyer.
没有。 No.
我知道我是谁。 I know who I am.
我自己做决定，为自己而活, I make my own choices, live for myself,
不像你们所有人一辈子 unlike all of you living your whole lives
成为我们父亲的受害者。 as victims of our father.
我父母都不会告密 And neither of my parents would have blown a fucking whistle
邀请怪物来破坏我们的家园 inviting monsters to tear our home
家庭成员一个接一个。 and family limb from limb.
求你了，走吧。 Please, just go.
好吧，你想知道什么真相？ Okay, what truth do you want to know?
开什么玩笑，就为了这个？ Are you fucking kidding me? All that for this?
我们不需要牺牲这个人吗？ Don't we need to sacrifice this guy?
什么，没有。 What? Nah.
这根本不是这件事的一部分。 That's not part of this thing at all.
我对这个迷宫一无所知。 I didn't know shit about this maze.
我女儿呢？ Where's my daughter?
在 Darlene Garrity 的住所 At the residence of Darlene Garrity
在米德尔敦。 in Middletown, Delaware.
我们的尸体就在那里。 That's where our bodies are.
妈的，我喜欢讽刺。 Fuck, I love irony.
她在听达琳讲故事 She's listening to Darlene tell a story
她的胸罩最近闻起来不一样了。 about how her bras are smelling different lately.
她回来了？ She came back?
哇哦！ Woo-hoo!
这一切都解决了，是吧，伙计们？ This really all worked out, huh, gang?
你确定不需要我们去杀他吗？ Sure you don't need us to kill him?
Bennigan Aquino 第二个孩子 Mm, Bennigan Aquino, second child
但丁和阿玛利亚的故事，他喜欢绘画, of Dante and Amalia, loves painting,
以及主人公透露 and movies where protagonists reveal
他们一直穿着防弹背心。 they were wearing bulletproof vests the entire time.
嗯？ Hm?
天啊，你是... 仙女吗？ Oh, my goodness, are you... a fairy?
我看起来像.. Man, do I look like--
不，再猜一次, No, guess again,
大一点，圣洁一点。 a little bigger, a little holier.
天使？ An angel?
你很聪明。 You're quick-witted.
我喜欢。 I like that.
这就是我们选择你的原因 And that's exactly why we have chosen you
一个非常具体的工作。-一个工作？ for a very specific job. - A job?
老板想让你做他的小战士。 Boss man wants you to be his little warrior.
我? 一个战士？ Me? A warrior?
我不得不丢掉内线，因为它戳到我了。 I had to lose the underwire 'cause that was poking me.
克丽丝？ Chrissy?
Hey, sweetie. Hey, sweetie.
我真的非常抱歉。 I am so incredibly sorry.
天啊，你闻起来一股腐烂味。 Ugh, holy shit, you smell like rot.
快点，还给我。 Come on, give it back to me.
好吧，你闻起来就像一个被烧毁的嬉皮公社 Uh, okay, you smell like a hippie commune burnt down
然后被醋冲走了？ and got washed away with vinegar?
哦。 Oh.
全家人又团聚了, The whole family's back together,
经典的我们，让人恶心。 classic us, yucking it up.
出去，别他妈看着我。 Get out now. Don't fucking look at me.
你需要一点空间吗？ So you need a little space?
在外面，这样你就不会弄脏达琳的地毯。 Outside, so you don't stain Darlene's carpet.
Leney 宝贝，准备好第12回合了吗？ Leney, babe, ready for round 12?
我会穿上带肋的变形服 I'll wear the ribbed morphsuit you--
呃..。 Uh...
该死，好吧，秘密已经泄露了。 Shit, well, cat's out of the bag.
我们在做爱！ We're fucking!
想和我一起回去吗, Wanna come back with me for a bit,
把我们的旅程拆开?-去你妈的。 unpack the journey we had? - Fuck you.
- 什么，拜托-把头低下 What? Come on. - Bend your head down
我长话短说。 so I can make this quick.
我以为迷宫能拉近我们的距离。 I thought the maze, you know, brought us closer.
我在迷宫里说的话不算数。 Uh-huh. What I said in the labyrinth doesn't count.
我饿的时候脑子不清楚。 I don't think straight when I'm starving, you know.
如果你还饿的话，我有东西可以.. If you're still starving, I got something that could--
没关系，小蛇。 Not at all, Snakey.
比以往任何时候都更接近顶峰。 Closer to the top than ever before.
我找到了一个新的角度让克丽丝 And I got a new angle to get Chrissy--
通过她妈妈。 through her mom.
爱和恨只有一线之隔，朋友。 There's a fine line between love and hate, my friend.
明天没有考试，明天也没有。 No test tomorrow or any morrow.
Be free! Ha! Be free! Ha!
和你兄弟姐妹一起旅行 Well, that, uh, trip with your siblings
确实改变了你，是吧？ sure did change you, huh?
每个人都希望我成为他们认为我应该成为的人。 Everyone wants me to be who they think I should be.
去他妈的噪音。 F that noise.
你不能再给 Chrissy Feinberg 穿紧身衣了。 You can't straitjacket Chrissy Feinberg anymore.
我什么都有一点。 I'm a little bit of everything.
我要做我自己，宝贝。 I'm gonna be me, baby.
顺便说一句，谢谢你这么酷 By the way, thanks for being cool and putting
一切都过去了，对吧？ everything behind us, yeah?
哦，对，对，当然。 Oh, uh, right, right, of course.
嗯。 Hmm.
Bennigan... 我盯着你呢。 Bennigan... I'm watching you.
我只是一只狗，汪，汪。 I'm just a dog. Woof, woof.
坐下，我要讲一个如此肮脏的故事 ? Whoa, sit down, I'll tell a tale so foul ?
赤裸裸，充满激情 ? And bare and full of fervor ?
这是一个你从未听说过的故事 ? 'Tis one you've never heard before ?
我不想再看下去了 ? And one to look no further ?
我发现自己超越了道路 ? I found myself beyond the path ?
超越了波克尔的王国 ? Beyond the realm of Pwerkle ?
那是我第一次遇见她的地方 ? And that is where I first met her ?
那个叫格勒波的生物 ? The creature known as Glerpo ?
? Oh, Glerpo, Glerpo, Glerpo, yo ? ? Oh, Glerpo, Glerpo, Glerpo, yo ?
格勒波，格勒波，啊 ? Glerpo, Glerpo, dah! ?
米德尔敦的新家, Ah, a new home in Middletown,
重获新生。 a new lease on life.
现在是时候忘记过去了 Now it's time to put my past in the rearview
成为一个普通人 and become something new, an average Joe--
梵蒂冈的前雇佣兵 a former mercenary for the Vatican
变成了儿童杀手，现在只是个普通人。 turned child killer, now just a regular guy.
你可能会在镇上看到我开处方, You might see me around town filling a prescription,
买休闲鞋，或者买烤箱用品。 buying loafers, or shopping for bakeware.
谁知道我会在哪里出现，多久出现一次？ Who knows where and how often I might appear?
但我知道一件事，那些范伯格家的人 But I know one thing, those Feinbergs
会不断陷入可怕的境地。 are going to keep getting into horrifying situations.
如果他们需要我的帮助，我就在附近, And if they need my assistance, I'm just around the corner,
只要他们不再试图牺牲我的灵魂。 as long as they don't try and sacrifice my soul again.
这是内部笑话，我活该。 Uh, it's an inside joke, and I deserved it.
好吧，我在哪里签字？ Okay, where do I sign?